FUNNY 'GOLFER & NORMAL PERSON' DOORMAT

FUNNY 'GOLFER & NORMAL PERSON' DOORMAT

M4

Regular price $24.99
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Marrying your wife taught you the truth behind the old “opposites attract” adage.She counts down the minutes until the weekend because she looks forward to sleeping in.You anxiously await the weekend because you get to walk up early and spend all day in the boiling hot sun wacking at balls with clubs.For the holidays she’ll ask for a gift card to her favourite spa.You’ll ask for clubs that are basically identical to the ones you own, except Tiger Woods was seen using them (so, obviously, you need to use them too. You’ve always know the only thing preventing you from being like Woods is a pair of clubs… and the fact you would never cheat on your model wife).Show off the differing personalities in your house with our “Golfer and Normal Person” mat (but hurry… the time you spent reading this could be spend on the course!)


Each mat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.


To clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.